Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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