I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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