The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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