i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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