Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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