People in love make me want to vomit
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
