I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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