I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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