Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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