We need to rekindle our bromance
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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