Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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