so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
