but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize
