Soap is not a condiment
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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