tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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