I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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