You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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