I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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