She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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