you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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