is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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