There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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