We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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