Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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