I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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