it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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