I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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