She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Bring me that man meat
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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