filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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