garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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