I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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