How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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