Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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