Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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