There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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