I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
They took my balls.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Randomize
