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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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