Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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