Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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