let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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