69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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