Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize