fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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