you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Buhtt sex?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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