Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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