It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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