I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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