This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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