Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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