i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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