six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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