he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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