No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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