If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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