He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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