This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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